rather piss you the f' off (not always but lots of the time)...
day 12...
do you like that there is no rhyme or reason to this blog...that i write whatever the hell fills the space between my ears...kind of like me, it is what it is!
so today boys & girls, kids of all ages let us began by talking about parts of my almost 30 years on life that i would leave behind...ready, set, here we go...
*disclosure -- this is one if not for the kiddos, it could get ugly, only kidding now read on, dammit! (please :)
--people that creep on you while standing in line (either at self check out or just in general) --> like really i haven't even packed my bags & you are literally all up in my shiznazzle! why? why? you are not going to get done any faster if you crawl up my a**
(wow actually had a moment where that was it, & i was like geez you are turning into a softie, or so i thought)
--those that cannot laugh at themselves...by nature i am irish, italian & lebanese as well as being a female...let the jokes fly & i will laugh...if one is not doing it out of hate but fun why not laugh, you know you want to, why might i ask b/c the S&^% is actually funny so laugh it up...
--people who ride in the left lane no matter there speed (ehmmm the entire state of michigan) or can't drive at any sign of precipitation (ehmmmm city of columbus)
--stupid, mean people b/c they are stupid (we all know who they are, they are just stupid) this also includes people who think that they are either above you or above doing some sort of task (cleaning, picking up, etc.)..last time i checked you were not God, so it does not exclude you...PS, if you fall in these categories you should not come out in public EVER!
(wow everything is revolving around people, maybe i shall become a hermit or become less social)
--the rules of boys vs girls (this is a huge can of worms i just opened & we shall revisit) for sake of this post...HATE the double standard (ladies its out there, we all know it is but it still kills me)...i also HATE the stupid dating rules or shall i say games...they are so dumb & pointless, you like her, she likes you, date already...if you don't like her/him tell her so we can all move on...& BOYS listen (read) very carefully, TELL the TRUTH always, please do not say "ohh i don't want to hurt her," guess what LIES HURT 10 million times more than the TRUTH (trust)...enough of that; we shall return to this topic, i have theories upon theories about this topic :) (get excited)
--people who do not say please, thank you & excuse me...what is wrong with those words they did nothing to you...& if you need a recap maybe you should revisit PBS, Sesame Street, or Kindergarten!
--coming from a former waitress background (professional server, yes that just happened)...people who cannot act appropriately in a restaurant, that comes from the moment they walk in the door until they leave...i know there are people who should not work in the industry BUT there are even more people who should never even be able to step foot in a restaurant (this goes along with the point above, please stay home, cook for yourself, & don't subject other people to you)
--those who b*&^#@ about life --- ohh wait that is what is happening here...my advice to them = SHUT UP!
& I'm DONE!
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