a new box of crayons, a million sharpies, sharpened color pencils & then a beautiful coloring book with nothing between you & the pages but color...what a great way to hang out with your nieces, nephews, young cousins or yourself (no i am not weird)...have you ever sat down as an adult & colored so amazing...i will admit that when my nieces & nephews try to start coloring on my page i get a little peeved (yes i am 2 yrs old, i am owning it); if they are going to color they must do it right...in the mother flippin' lines, that s%&* is not cute when they start scribblin' all over the place & you parents/grandparents that think it is are just feedin' your kids some bull@&#%, its not...who wants to put scribbles on their fridge, sure as hell not me (don't worry i know what you are thinkin' my nieces/nephews & maybe one day my kids might need some therapy; they are going to need it more for the other crap they go through not colorin' & besides we have a counselor in the family = family discount = free)...i am keepin' it real...
now i digress, the art of coloring is to be enjoyed no matter your age, even if you are going on to 30...another thought just ran through your head, she is either on something or somebody needs to show her a good time...i am stone cold sober but i will take the good time who is buyin'?...there is just something peaceful about grabbin' a coloring book and coloring it until there is nothing left to color...and everything just looks right...could it be that within in a coloring book everything is the way you see it & you have complete control, hold the phone, way to deep, get your head out of the clouds it is coloring book & all that goes with it & it sure is f*&^(* AHH-MAZING!
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