so i had a brilliant title & now i got nothin', so this is what you get...

34 & 35 days into the big D.I.E.T...

**disclaimer 23...from experience the calories from a good, quality meal are a million times better than all the other crap you think is good to eat that will use up your points & calories for a day...

here is the good news i cannot weigh myself tomorrow because i do not have a scale at my vacation home (did you not know that i am rich and yes, have a vacation home; well sort of, it's my parents home in beautiful toledo, ohio;) & i know you are asking how is that good news, well i have one extra day (not exactly fair dieting) to align myself with my dieting goals, because this weekend was not exactly on the dieting straight & narrow...so fingers cross when i wake up on tuesday morning, walk towards the scale, take one step, followed by the other and look down in hopes that the number is smaller that what it was last monday...a girl can hope;)

funny story about a true true fat kid...

"think before you become that fat kid"

one morning a young girl went to pick her nieces up for church...while standing in their kitchen the girl looks over and sees a package of ohh so yummy cookies that were calling her name...she quickly opens them up hoping that her nieces do not notice her trying to shove a cookie into her fat face...well even though being a fat kid, she could not eat it fast enough, because her youngest niece, ran over to her, "can i get a cookie too?" "no!" "why not, how come you ate one?" "i needed sugar." the girl is saying this as she is pulling her niece away from the cookies, telling her to put on her coat...her niece trying very hard to get around her to get the cookies, but luckily she gets her out the door with the cookie still in hand...she shoves another 1/4 in her mouth, buckles her niece in and gets the last piece of cookie into her mouth before anyone else notices...now that is some skillful eating...yep can we all guess who the girl is?...a fat kid, yes, especially when you come up with an answer like, "i needed sugar." (true email, i got today, & thank God i read it because i definitely don't want to be that aunt;)

day 34 & 35...good weekend, bad diet...anyone see a pattern...

...until tomorrow...