2.18.2010

pictures, pictures, pictures...

39 days done & a gazillion to go...

**disclaimer 43...pose for you body, you know your body, you know how it will look in a picture so position yourself so you look like the model that you are...

...i was thinking you probably want to see more pictures of me (or you are thankful after the few that you saw that i haven't posted any more); however i hate pictures...i tend to look hideous & it seems that the camera can find every ounce of fat even if it appears on my pinky...i will post pictures of me from time to time but more current pictures probably not going to happen until i am a little more svelte (i kind of like that word)...but for you my wonderful readers i am here to share some of my picture taking tips so as not to look like you are wearing a fat suit...

Tip 1...to avoid the double chin slightly lean your chin forward (thank you andrea kanaan)...
tIp 2...horizontals are not the way to go if you are even thinking about taking a picture..
TiP 3...remember when posing with others put them (either 1 but preferably 2 people) in front of you...
tip 4...make sure parts are not sticking out, so don't bend over to stick your bedonkydonk out, even if you think it is cute, it isn't going to film all that well...
TIP 5...stand with an angle or a leg pop..it gives an illusion that parts are smaller;)

...& of course one of the best tips of all, just don't take pictures & thank God for digital because you can just delete your fat ass as soon as you see it...
...dAy 39...i started the day with 10 points & finished it with panera, so not sure how the points ended up....
...until tomorrow...

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