...the years of 30 are among us & i have hit the ground running (walking who am i kidding;)...so now as i have hit my goal of blogging for a whole year straight i will continue on my journey just maybe not everyday...so i am back & bloggin' away...& happy to be in my 30s!
12.15.2010
santa's schools me...
12.13.2010
did you miss my fat ass...
11.03.2010
i can't believe myself...holy fatness
11.01.2010
just bring on the vacuum & suck out the fat...
10.28.2010
dinner is killing me...
10.27.2010
what a hump day...
10.26.2010
& it is second day back in the circus & i am almost forgot...
10.25.2010
look who is back...& skinnier than ever....A BIG FAT NOT, literally...
9.22.2010
here is the 4-1-1....
8.25.2010
mmmm.....its wednesday....why not eat a burger....
8.24.2010
so the 2nd day, not as great but not terrible either...
8.23.2010
i am coming out guns a blazin' & facin' the scale head on...
8.19.2010
omg...what am i going to do with myself...
8.09.2010
just another manic monday....
8.04.2010
...just when you think you've got it...bam, a piece of cheesecake is thrown into your face...
8.03.2010
and here are at the end of day 2...
8.02.2010
...so back to square 1...
7.19.2010
so here i am again & i am ready to get back on it or so i say...
7.04.2010
happy 4th of july...fireworks exploded & so did my waistline....
6.30.2010
yesterday was book club & today was sushi...
6.28.2010
again with the no pictures & no loss...
6.27.2010
this is familiar territory...
6.24.2010
i was going to post a recent picture of me, but wouldn't work, is that a sign this body is not ready for public viewing...
6.23.2010
"here i go again, on my own"...going down the diet road again....."
6.22.2010
it was good most of the day & then there came dinner...
6.16.2010
...remember how i said i am back & ready to go...well that was the post for this week..
6.15.2010
it's that time again...
6.14.2010
what i meant to say was, it starts on tuesday...
6.13.2010
& tomorrow all systems a go...
6.10.2010
some times all you need is a face lift...
6.09.2010
today i woke up & felt skinny; what a feeling...
6.08.2010
you want points; i'll give you points...
6.07.2010
it's been awhile did you miss me??
6.03.2010
"i don't even feel like eating," says the bridesmaid/m.o.h.& then the crowd is speechless
6.01.2010
day started off good & then ended with dough balls...is anyone a loser here?...hmmm
5.31.2010
happy memorial day...what did you eat???
5.30.2010
brace yourself!!!
5.27.2010
it started ok & ended up being a little scary...
5.26.2010
it's reunion time, relax it is not me & some food getting together, rather me & some old friends...
day 136...
**disclaimer 592...plan your diet day...don't get crazy...you don't need to say at 12:10 I will be eating 1 banana & a weight watcher meal (that might be borderline obessive)...just think ahead so that later on you aren't thinkin' damn I shouldn't have eaten the cookie & the icecream, now I have no points to actually eat my dinner....
...typical hump day....I meant to tell y'all...I have another motivation to lose the fat that surrounds, rather succombs my whole body...my lovely 10 year reunion from high school is this year (i.e...my high school class coming together to admire what each other has become & then basically gossiping about who looks like shit & has done shit with their lives, well just like I will not be the fat bridesmaid, I prefer also not to be the fat ass classmate, who has let herself go and everyone is like, " damn what happened to her."....we all have been there...
The reunion is in august so I have some time to get myself together & hopefully over the next 3 months, I will lose another 12.5 lbs....which would be amazing...watch out world, here I come (now I just need a job for my hottie body)...
& p.s...I realize the REAL reason for losing the weight is for my health and my own personal image...(right & whoever believes it is just for themselves (& I'm not saying part of the reason isn't for yourself but come on), can go eat a donut and then get into a bathing suit while singing, "I'm every woman" in front of your entire graduating class & the hot guy/girl you have a crush on...any takers?
Ok enough of me I'm out of control...what a hump day...day 136....wow...
...until "controlling myself" tomorrow....
5.25.2010
if you are going to drink, might as well have a sex on the beach....
5.24.2010
quote of the day "lypo is the best form of dieting; however it does not get rid of cellulite"
5.23.2010
what a weekend...
5.20.2010
...let's talk numbers...
day 130...
**disclaimer 208...be patient with yourself, some times when you are working on a project (i.e...losing a couple, if not all of your asses) it might take awhile and there could be several setbacks...God didn't create the world in 3 days and you will not lose your ass in 3 months (well if you are like me you won't)...but eventually it happens (if not there is always lypo;)
1st...starting next Monday I will be adding new numbers for weigh day....the lovely bride, suggested I do measurements & record it...which will be a big step considering I will have to divulge the actual circumference of my ass, scary thought...so stay tuned...
2nd....I have been on this diet for 130 days, which is a little over 4 months, which is almost 17 weeks...and have lost to this day, only 11.5 lbs...you do the math; however we can't analyze this too long otherwise I might want to cry and eat a box of cookies...I wasn't kidding when I said it would be a long road...
Ok that's enough for today...too many numbers...
Day 130...
....until "forgetting the numbers" tomorrow...
5.19.2010
typical...hump day...
5.18.2010
happy birthday...have a piece of cake or 2...
5.17.2010
let's adjust the points & see what happens...
5.16.2010
a fat kid's dream...
**disclaimer 429...after you lose some weight...treat yourself to a new outfit or get a haircut...your body is subtracting some lumps & bulges, so might as well have the hairdo & clothes to match...
Hmmmm...so this weekend was my mom's birthday & my brother's almost birthday...& with every birthday comes cake or dessert (& when my sister or my mom is involved, there is usually not just one cake/dessert there is 3 or 4, & then comes the issue of "having" to taste all of them; otherwise its rude & we all know we want to know how all of them taste)...so as my sister in law so eloquently put it as the first one rolled out of the kitchen "this is a fat kid's dream"....and she was right...however I would say it's a fat kid's dessert land topped with whip cream... (like candy land you keep hittin' the jackpot going from dessert to dessert)...& tomorrow being weigh day, I know the scale will not be forgiving considering I did have all 3 on top of the amazing dinner...so instead of me talking about diet food let's do a quick recap of what I have been partaking in...after all the title of my blog is Operation No More Fat Bridesmaid...you have to know where I have been (fat ass world) & some times still in (fat ass world & trying to get out it), in order to understand where I would like to be (skinny ass world;but some times hanging out in fat ass world)...hence the word FAT and the 3 outstanding desserts that are present in my stomach or attached to my ass...
The first was the ice cream sandwich cake...yep exactly...layer ice cream sandwiches, cool whip, chocolate pieces and repeat & top it off with chocolate drizzle (mouth watering yet?; it should be)...next there was a brownie cake but the inside was pudding mixed with cool whip and the cake insides....yep also delicious...finally a cookie cake from those cookie companies...& I'm not a frosting person but I love the vanilla frosting....so good...ate all 3; happy weigh day...
Now that I have made you want to go out get dessert...at least I know we are eating it together...
...124 -126 days...dessert r'us...& I will take one of each...
...until "weigh 'omg' day" tomorrow...